When a group of teenagers decides to spend a weekend in a cabin in the woods, the audience can already taste that some weird shit is going to happen: grab your popcorn, take a seat and brace yourself. Awe a soda might be useful too.
There’s an athlete, a good girl, a bad girl, a junkie joker and an actually smart guy: an interesting party whose fate has been sentenced by a creepy old hillbilly at the last gas station before reaching the destination.
Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connelly and… Sigourney Weaver: not your everyday’s cast for a horror movie.
Group of teenagers: checked. Cabin in the woods: checked. Weird basement: checked. People watching them as if they were on Big Brother and betting on who’s gonna die first: checked.
Wait what?!
Yes, because from the beginning of this story there are glimpses of this other facade where scientists keep under surveillance these kids every minute of their life making us think they are being unawarely dragged to this isolated place.
Let’s have a look at the cover: a cabin shaped as a Rubik’s cube, changing and adapting perhaps, but adapting to what? To the people of course and to their choices because through choices we pave the path to our future… or our nightmare.
There is the middle age class working behind the scenes to “keep the show alive” and putting, or pushing, the kids to make choices enhancing their senses and shaping the world around them with the sole goal of making them choose what is going to be next. Some hardcore parenting here.
I got hooked, ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to know. My mind was overheating with all those cliches, but also I couldn’t keep myself from wanting more. Each scene in that “backstage” where people were talking about zombies, demons, merman and death like it was a normal day at work in, truth to be told, a very friendly and positive work environment. WOW: seems like a dream job and now I’m even wondering which benefits you might get with it.
You get the constant feeling that this seems something like puppeteers orchestrating a show and you really want to know why, but for that I leave you the pleasure to find out yourselves.
Until now I don’t understand how a movie so brilliant in its genre didn’t get any “follow up” (kinda). There is so much interesting stuff that would deserve a spin off or even a tv show and it would be way more deserved than many other useless productions.
One day maybe.
And, just between us, what’s your worst nightmare?
Mr. Yellow
PS: mine would probably be going back to school.